Back in the U.U.U.K (Anonymous)

First time back since my move. Will I forget that cars drive on the left and get run over? Will I keep on saying "Merci" to confused shop-assistants? But more scarily, will I go back and think "Shit. I MUCH prefer living in France"? I was chatting to a colleague here earlier, and he mentioned that hardly anyone goes back. The quality of life, the public transport, the food, the cost of living, etc mean people can't face going back to good old Blighty.

Tomorrow is my first test.

At least I'll be able to understand everyone.