If only he knew (the_debaser)

So some guy who I was auditing with today started telling me about this bird who he's just started seeing. Anyway, he kept on talking about her to me, as if I was i) interested, and ii) a bird. He showed me a pic of her off his phone, and my God, she is one ugly munter. However, he's convinced she's gorgeous.

So he starts asking me for advice and stuff about their relationship. He asked ME. If only he knew that in the past I've been so rubbish that I've had to get advice off some random internet witch, namely Wickedkit, who, at the time, could have been some bloke for all I knew.

Anyway, I gave him some seriously rubbish advice, like 'take her to a resteraunt - she'll love that, it's definitely not gay AT ALL'. I expect he'll be crying on my shoulder by the end of the week, asking where it all went wrong.