MSN Contacts. Great, aren't they? (Van123)

No.

Some people, I don't know why, just annoy me. I dunno why. Everyone knows people like this, but it's the people on my MSN contacts list that annoy me. Take this one girl, let's call her Isabel, really get's on my tits. She's been nothing but nice to me in real life, and on the internet, but I just like ripping the piss out of her. Just the other week, she saved my life when I was puking after some 47% Greek stuff and a bunch of shitty Bacardis. She saved my life by keeping me awake, not a big task, but it's the thought that counts. "Are you alright, Chris?" "Yeah, I'm fine!" I reply. "You don't look fine," Isabel says. "Well don't fucking look at me then!" Why did I say that? I was drunk, yeah, but still, she was trying to help. A few days later, I'm on MSN and she asks me how I was and what I was doing for NYE. I tell her I have no plans, 'cos I'm a loser, like. She feels sorry for me. Why? I felt sorry for her, following with that rediculous cliché. So obviously I have to tell her that she's the loser because she needs 'an excuse to party' whereas I party whenever I feel like it. She gets upset.

That was one example. But it doesn't matter how much I insult her ubernose, or that she can grow a better tache than me, or that I'm jealous of her mutton chops , she keeps coming back. I think she lurves me. Why? Does she like the abuse? She used to fancy me. People told me, and she told me when she was drunk. "Oh my God, it's Chris! What have I been saying?" and all that. But I don't like her. Why would I? I had a girlfriend then, good times, and the arguement was amazing, the fight was pretty awesome, too. My team one, of course. But what's that? The next day, back on MSN, and she's talking to me, even though I told her that I don't like her, "not in that way?" she said. I said "No, not in that way, not in any way. Now please, please, leave me alone."

That was a year ago, maybe less. But to this day, I still get MSN messages from her. It's as if she wants to be abused. It's not like I'm incapable of a conversation, I am, you know that. But it's just her.

This one's funny. At this time, I don't have a girlfriend, but she's still one of my best mates, I'm cool like that, see. Anyway, Isabel starts flirting with me at a party. Fair does, I think. She's drunk, let her have her fun. But this is the really good part. She asks me if I want to dance. Sure. I'm shit at dancing. I don't believe in it, especially to that music. But then she leans in for the kiss. Dude! That was scarey, I just managed to back out of the way. "What makes you thing you've got a chance with me?" I say. Needless to say, there were many tears. I can't bare to see people cry, it makes me feel bad. So I walked across the room to this girl who'd been giving me the eyes. Yeap, more crying from Isabel when she sees.

I love MSN, don't get me wrong. I don't like making phone calls, so it's easy for me. But some people really need to learn to use the block/delete function. Me? Nah, I'm not gonna block her, it makes me smile when she talks to me. Not because I like her, but because she's so thick.